Things That Smell
Spit
You know when you’re enjoying a nice soda from a bottle, and you take a whiff of the opening which you just drank out of…yea, it always smells. It sucks because it’s from you, and I don’t like getting disgusted with myself.
Stinky Tofu
Any way you slice it, it’ll taste like regret. Imagine eating solidified vomit from a milk drinking contestant.
Chewbacca’s Urine
Although the real Chewbacca’s urine would probably smell just as rancid, I’m referring to my dog here since I had more experience with his varietal. It’s funny because the impact of it’s stink is dependent on what the urine is on. On the newspaper, the smell is not too bad, but on my brand new flip flops the smell pisses me off…get it? Because I’m talking about urine…so I said pisses me off… *rimshot*
Tonsil Stones
Officially called tonsilloliths, these tiny white particles are raunchy. For a while I had no idea what it was, and only knew a few people who have them as well. Just recently did I finally figure out that they are calcifications that come from holes in your tonsils. It’s not a rare case. If you have tonsils, bacteria and food particles can build up over time in those “tonsil holes” and with some time and care, voila, your very own stinky tonsil stone. Usually they come out and are swallowed, being completely oblivious to them, however, like Haley’s Comet, they make a grand appearance every so often. Not if, but when you get one, don’t let it go to waste! Smell it, and you will have a new level of stink you can refer to in life. Check them out for yourself.
Coffee Spills
Of course coffee smells good, but usually what happens in my case is that I take a sip, and some coffee will drip down the outside of the mug and onto my hand. One time, after I quickly wiped it off, I got a quick whiff of my hand and it stunk! After that, I always notice it. How can something that smells so good in the cup, turn so evil when you wipe it off something. It boggles the mind.
Post-Korean BBQ Burps
It stinks and it’s not funny. That’s all.
Anything I miss besides the obvious ones (i.e. gas, trash, rotten things, buttholes, etc.)?