KO’ed
This picture just says it all. Just paste a cut-out of me kneeling right next to Martin. What happened? In game 1 we proved we could keep up with the Phillie’s bats, but our pen (Sherrill) let us down. By the way, I’m still not convinced about Sherrill. So what if he put up good numbers in the season? If he can’t cut it under pressure, what good are his efforts to get there. And Broxton…come on! You could’ve had some sweet sweet vengeance! I really wanted to believe that we were capable of winning without the help of Chase Utley. So what happened? Was it our bullpen who threw every other kind of ball rather than solid strikes? Were there too many of us in hitting slumps at the wrong time (Furcal, Blake, Manny)? Did Manny’s premature shower cause some disunity? Too many wasted opportunities (7 LOB)? The weather? I don’t think it’s any of those. You know what I think?
I think it’s this effer.
Phillie Phanatic you big eff. How’d you pull it off? How’d you manage to get in the minds of our players? All smiling and dumb. Is that even a smile? I can’t tell because you don’t even have a proper mouth you dumb green bird thing. It’s just that when I look at him, it’s just not right. In fact, I think Bud Selig needs to ban all mascots. Yea, I said it. Y’all just need to grow up, this is not Sesame Street.
Oh, and I took a look at the Dodgers photo page on Yahoo and…what a slap in the face…
You’re still my boy BLUE!