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Christmas Spirit

Christmas this year started off with the most authentic White Elephant I have ever played. It was straight up things from our places that we didn’t want. I decided to give away the polo I received last Christmas in Thailand from Ajan Jurassic, but I was nice and included a chopstick set, which also was from Thailand. Ironically, the gift that I ended up with was a stuffed elephant…from Thailand.

This was the best gift of the night. For those that lived in China, you know what this is.

best present of the night
This was the worst… I can only describe this as a two-headed toothbrush that grew a pair.

hope sue doesn't see this
Christmas in China is really subdued compared to the rest of the world. It’s not really a big deal here. I mean, I gotta give them some credit for trying. For example, the mall nearby our home put up decorations and had a theme for the month called Cookie Christmas. Unfortunately, there was a typo, and all the signs in the mall now say, “Cockie Christmas”. FAIL. So, basically, there is no “Christmas spirit” up in this place. This is a stark contrast to my usual Christmases spent in the US where I can even smell Christmas spirit. Yes, it really does have a smell.

So what do you do about it? Well, if the mountain will not come to Mohammed, Mohammed will go to the mountain. We created our own Christmas spirit, and the two ingredients to this equation are baking sweets and Home Alone 2 on repeat. Christmas Eve was well spent, and with a huge help from our friend, Sue, we baked sugar cookies, chocolate almond oatmeal cookies, Russian tea cookies, blueberry shortbread cookies and created a gingerbread house. That place was so full of Christmas spirit that Santa would’ve crapped his pants if he walked in.

Chocolate almond oatmeal cookies.

making chocolate almond oatmeal cookies
Really in the Christmas mood.

look!
Building the gingerbread house. We were going more for realism than storybook, so no need for gumdrops and silly things like that.

working hard
hands; grids
Our finished product. There’s a background story. There was a severe snowstorm and this photo was taken right after the gingerbread family living here was evacuated, abandoning all they had known and built during their lives. Our gingerbread house is no laughing matter.

home sweet home
This is my ideal Christmas Eve. Cookies + Kevin McCallister’s shenanigans.

cookies & home alone 2 = perfect christmas eve
We then finished the night off with Settlers.

we finished the night off w/ settlers
I am definitely baking every Christmas Eve from now on.